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Gwyneth Paltrow does herself no favors in her latest GOOP post.

Having met the actress numerous times, she's been nothing but lovely and gregarious and funny.

This time, the two-time cookbook authors shares her wardrobe spring essentials.

And too bad for you if you -- like most of us -- are on a budget. But if you're not, Paltrow has some pretty sweet selections.

How about a Valentino studded iPad case for $795, or a $675 Lanvin T-shirt, or a Jason Wu biker jacket, for a mere $3,795?

We're happy someone else did the math for us. According to Jezebel.com, her must-haves total a tidy $450,000.

The actress, who just published her second kitchen tome, It's All Good, also revealed that she'd suffered a miscarriage that almost killed her.