No, not everyone leaves with a gold statuette.

But at Sunday's Emmy awards, nominees like Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Tina Fey and Michelle Dockery, as well as presenters and other famous folks, can go backstage at the Nokia Theatre.

There, they can load up on Emergen-C, New Balance sneakers, TiVo, a Black & Decker hand vac and a one-year membership to Crunch gyms, courtesy of On 3 Productions.

Yes, it's the onset of awards season gifting suites, where stars who are wealthier than you and I get more free stuff. Just for being there.

Where do we sign up?

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